[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.
Score: 5
[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
Score: 7
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Score: 10
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
Score: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
Score: 15
[] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (in my case accidentally inhaled)
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Score: 18
(This is SO not looking promising so far...)
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (and passed many a pleasant hour doing so)
Score: 21
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Score: 22
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"
